JOKES

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Laloo ji one month Bush se English ki
training lekar wapas India aaye.
ek din phone aya Bush ka.
Laloo ji says: who is speaking?
jawab aya: hum sasura Bushwa bol ra hoon.


Husband: Raat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 chudeil kabhi mere aage,
         kabhi piche aur kabhi saath saath chal rahi thi,
Wife   : Kaun si movie thi?
Husband: Apni shaadi ki...

Likhe jo khat mujhe wo meri YAAD me
sare padh liye papa ne RAAT me
swera jab hua to jutte pad gaye,
Woh TERE NAAM wale baal GHAJNI me badal Gaye

Old Man: "putar andar se mere daat le aa"
Pota   : "par dada ji abhi roti to bani nahi"
Old Man: "o nahi putar roti nahi khani...
          samne wali budhi nu smile deni he"

Husband: If I die,will u remarry?
wife   : No,I'll stay with my sister.
wife   : If I die will u remarry?
husband: No I'll also stay with your sister.

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit,baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit   : Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!



Son: Mom,Papa bahut sharif he
Mom: Wo kaise beta
Son: Papa jab bhi kisi ladkiko dekhte he to apni ek aankh
     bandh kar lete he.


Husband apni wife ka janaza le jaa raha tha.
janaze k aage ek kutta aur peche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,
ek aadmi aakar pochta hai : bhai sahab ye sab kaise hua?
Husband : is kutte ne kaat liya tha.
Aadmi   : ye kutta ek din k liye udhar main de do.
Husband : peche line main lag jao.


Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words.
And finds It means "U R STANDING ON the OXYGEN TUBE".


ek pathan: air hostess se,aap ki shakal meri wife se bohat milti hai.
air hostess ne zordar thapar us ke muh pe mara.
pathan foran bola,aadat bhi bohat milti hai.


2 sardar jungle main, samne sher aa gaya.
ek ne mitti uthai sher ki ankh main dal k bhagne laga.
2nd sardar wahi khara raha.
1st sardar: abey bhag.
2nd sardar: main kyon bhagon mitti tu ne dali hai.


Wife    : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,
          I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife    : You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
          "What other problem can there be greater than this one?


Oye sardar ji your friend is kissing your wife in your house
sardar ji ran towards home and came back
saying: oye khotia aiwaen chakkar pawaya,
he is not my friend.